one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family
This is a tribute to my son Max whos fighting for our freedom in Qatar or sommething honestly who gives a shit
FUCK object Permanence
If I can’t see it? ITS FUCKING GONE.
I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”
I’d really love to be a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean with a treasure chest some day







